Jokes for those to relieve stress.. Sorry i haven't got time to blog due to exams. After 27 NOV bah. Stay tuned.. :) (Special Thanks to my beloved aunty for the jokes!)


Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
>> 1st: What does yours look like?
>> 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
>> 1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!
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>> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
>> He shoots his friend dead.
>> Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your >friends".
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>> Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
>> Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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>> What is the definition of Mistress?
>> Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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>> Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
>> "Without Information Fighting Everytime"
>> Wife replies," No, It means,
>> "With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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>> What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is>when
>> wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic >is
>> when both are pregnant.
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>> Teacher: do u know the importance of a period?
>> Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad>got a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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>> Women asked man who is traveling with six children, are all these >kids>yours???
>> The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory & these are >customer>complaints".
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>> Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.
>> Dad says, "you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my >son,>that's confidential!"
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>> Mother to teenage daughter: I think it's the right time we>should talk about sex.
>> Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
>> Mother Faints...